Thursday, 25 May 2017

Armpit Theatre

Dave enjoys the stadium wave
His line dance with the crowd
Up and down from chair to sky
Among the audience he’s proud

Uplifting hands in unison
A heaving rippling folk tsunami
Good tidings in the undertow
Across divides between each army

It’s only fair to be aware
When reaching up and stretching
How unkind lack of hygiene can
Leave pals and neighbours retching

Arena amity brings proximity
Dave unaware his pong emits
Those long held noses gagging
At Dave’s piercing pungent pits

Based on Lynn Gerrard at The Grumbling Gargoyle Dear Person...*Blog Post*

No comments:

Post a Comment