Bed Pan Blues

Tony Simpson's had a funny turn

Cornered in a sick bay bed

Trapped by painful ties

Regaining sense of wakefulness

Needing sustenance supplies

Dressed up in his get well garb

Distraught and feeling poorly

Grumble mumbling with spasms

Most delicate and sorely

His Missus tells him reassuringly

Sad it is you’re black and blue

Not too long before you hop along

Back home there's lots of work’s to do

So cheer up mate keep positive

Don’t let the problem get you down

Have a kindly cup of smiley tea
Takes some tablets for that frown