Tuesday, 11 April 2017

Bed Pan Blues

Tony Simpson's had a funny turn

Cornered in a sick bay bed
Trapped by painful ties
Regaining sense of wakefulness
Needing sustenance supplies

Dressed up in his get well garb
Distraught and feeling poorly
Grumble mumbling with spasms
Most delicate and sorely

His Missus tells him reassuringly
Sad it is you’re black and blue
Not too long before you hop along
Back home there's lots of work’s to do

So cheer up mate keep positive
Don’t let the problem get you down
Have a kindly cup of smiley tea
Takes some tablets for that frown

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